Detective

*This post has the potential to be a bit lengthy, but if you are in the mood for a good mystery, it might prove to be a great read.*

You may or may not know this about me but I love, and I mean love, crime shows. I watch Dateline, 48 Hours Mystery, AMW, Cops, etc whenever I get the chance (or whenever Jeff will let me). The problem is, I get nightmares. When we had cable and Court TV Jeff banned me from the station because my nightmares were so bad. However, I just cannot get enough. Crime fascinates me. I'm sure somehow it stems from watching these shows with my dad. The point however of my post is, I think it might be possible to see me interviewed on one of these shows. Probably not really, but I'm telling you, there is a mystery with my neighbors. We'll just call them "BUCK and SANDY".

Buck and Sandy are an older couple that live in our building. They are hilarious--odd, but hilarious. There are some facts you need to know about them.

*Buck is an alcoholic of sorts. He loves his beer and drinks it all day long, day and night. He for some reason thinks Sandy does not know about this habit even though he drinks at least a case or two a day and leaves his cans ALL OVER the ground around the complex. Jeff and I pick up at least 10-15 new cans/day.
*Jeff and I find it funny to watch Buck. He hides his beer in the trunk of his car. He comes out trying to pretend to be "busy". He opens his trunk, takes a sip, looks around, and then closes the trunk.
*Jeff said Buck has cases of beer hidden in the maintence room.
*Buck and Sandy are known to get in little tiffs. Over the summer I would laugh because our windows would be open. I would hear Sandy say, "Well, you're not getting any!!" Then I would hear Buck say, "I don't remember asking for any!" What the gross?!
*Sandy and Buck never really have anywhere to be. They mill around with their little dog and just kind of wander around when they are outside.
*Buck and Sandy leave in the winter to warmer weather. They take their big RV and Buck's white truck. They leave Sandy's green SUV.

Now for the mystery. So the weather has been nicer. Our friend Sandy has been spotted as well as the little dog. She seems to be back home for good. However, where is Buck?? That's what I want to know. Nowhere. No truck. No RV. No spotting. Jeff of course thinks I have been watching a few too many crime shows but I think there is something fishy going on. Sandy all of a sudden seems to have a job or something. She is gone during the day when she never used to be. Not one peep from Buck. Not one beer can. Maybe this is normal, but maybe not. You just might see me being interviewed as "the neighbor that always suspected something"....