Talking to her stuffed dog while attempting to brush its hair:
"Sit still sweetie. It will hurt more if you wiggle."
Talking to me:
"You better hurry to the bathroom before you pee your pants."
Talking to her dad:
"Good choice, dad!" or "Good eyes, dad! You found it!"
Talking to me:
"Good catch, mom! Thanks!"
Talking to her sister:
"You just have two more bites little one then you need a nap. Is it yummy? You like these pears don't you? Let me wipe your face."
Talking to no one in particular:
"What is all that crap doing on the table?" I would like to blame her dad for that one, but let's be honest, there is a good chance she picked it up from me. It could be worse, right?
Oh and she has also been known to now call me "mother." It cracks me up every.single.time.
"Where are you mother?" "I'm hungry mother." "Should we go to the park, mother? Should we do that?"
I don't know what we would do without
our little Heidi. She definitely
keeps us laughing.
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